3 idiots abroad + Crocodiles

A couple of days ago we tried our best to raise the bar for how stupid 3 gringos can possible be. Right after breakfast we decided to go on a CROCODILE expedition with our 7 feet inflatable dinghy. It´s hard to explain how stupid the whole situation was but I will try my best to paint the picture for you!

Thursday 08.30

Davide:

Lets take the dinghy out on the Crocodile lake!!!

Daniel:

Fuck off!

Victor:

You are stupid!

Davide:

Please please please!!!

Daniel

Fuck off!!

Victor:

You are retarded!!

Davide:

Cowards!!!!

Daniel:

Hm- ok lets go!

Victor:

Give me the axe!

08.38

This is the time when we wrote 100% Bay Dreamer stupidity history and took our 7 feet inflatable dinghy out on a lake we knew was crawling with crocodiles!

Daniel:

I have a seriously bad feeling about this!

Victor:

I feel super stupid!

Davide:

Come on guys- we are inside the dinghy- nothing can happen to us!!

Victor:

Isn’t this boat of ours made of rubber???

Daniel:

Yes it is!!

Davide:

Cowards!!

Daniel :

Lets go back!!!

Davide:

No no no please I want to go to the end of the lake?!?!

Victor:

That crocodile looks at least 4 meters long????

Daniel:

I will kill you if you don’t turn around the boat!!!!!!

Davide:

Ouch you are hurting me!!

Victor:

Mongoloids- GO BACK!

Davide:

Cowards!!

Well this is how a normal jungle morning looks like onboard the Bay Dreamer. Later on Nico red a book that told us that a 6 meters crocodile could weight up to 1000 kilos and that it is such a perfect killing machine so that evolution has not changed it a bit for the last 60 000 000 years! Perfect!

// 3 Idiots abroad

Ps. Illustrated by Helena “Norrland”